Tuesday, August 02, 2005

This just in:

Dear contentious chic,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Tuesday, August 2:

Your energy is astronomical today. You're glowing like a star. Your wisest move is to put all that radiance toward this person you're crushed out on. Let them bask in your light.

Hunh. Really? That isn't what Elle said.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Ms. A.R. said...

Maybe you could consider this: Could you try having a little crush on yourself for awhile? Bask in your own light. Why waste so much of your magnificent energy on people who simply don't deserve it? If you take a little time to nurture your own spirit, maybe you'll be better able to respond when the actual 'special one' arrives. And you'll also be supporting an astrologer who has apparently missed the boat with you, but who would suddenly be 'right on.' Wouldn't that be nice? ;)

Hey - notice how we love you no matter where you blog? :)

2:10 AM  
Blogger Contentious Chic said...

notice how we love you no matter where you blog?

awww :)

Ms. A.R. the idea of supporting the astrologer is hilarious!

8:47 AM  
Blogger Pup said...

Yup, I agree with what Ms. A.R. said.

Definitly need to have a better focus on what the good vs. bad people are.

10:00 AM  
Blogger Contentious Chic said...

Definitly need to have a better focus on what the good vs. bad people are.

You blew me off last night! Does that make you a good or bad person? I'm only asking 'cause my horoscope says I am in need of a crushee ;)

10:03 AM  
Blogger Mia's Mom said...

But no boob-jobs today, okay. Elle said so!

I like that idea of having a crush on yourself. We all need a little of that!

Nurture the ego within. It's hungry. Take it out for ice cream. Get it drunk. Who knows, it may let you get in its pants later!

I'm so damn hilarious, I crack myself up!

10:04 AM  
Blogger Contentious Chic said...

Nurture the ego within. It's hungry. Take it out for ice cream. Get it drunk.

LOL! I bet my ego is a pretty cheap date ;)

10:07 AM  
Blogger Debra said...

LOL! I bet my ego is a pretty cheap date ;)

I know mine is!

3:07 PM  
Blogger Pup said...

D'oh! Oh sorry. Didn't mean to blow you off. I went off to make dinner and didn't come back for a while.

3:24 PM  
Blogger Contentious Chic said...

uh-huh, sure.

*sniff*

3:28 PM  

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